Windows 10, remarks just before MS Fest

Just a few quick remarks about the current state of Windows 10 - both on mobile and on desktop. Both are running 10586.

First the bad stuff:

Store on mobile - typical installation process

get some coffee, we’ll begin your installation in just a moment.

alt A lot of coffee…

Just a tiny wheeny little moment…
We’re working on it…
Starting download…
Oh, look at me, I can download things! My friend, Azure server, told me how to do it… oops, I broke something!
Something went wrong. Try again
oh, you wanted the app. Sorry!
Starting download…
Are you bored yet?
Starting download…
Acquiring license…
It won’t take much longer…
Acquiring license…
It’s taking longer than expected…
0,0 MB from 0,04 MB…
Sorry, my fault!
0,12 MB from 13 MB…
13 MB from 13 MB…
Now I could as well as freeze forever and start downloading some porn in the meantime!

alt FUUUUU

1 minute after: Oh, I’m done, moving on… LTE is the future, remember!
Restoring data…
Installing…
Done.

Really?!

Now the good stuff, since noone really cares about that:

Get better, MS! Most of the issues are with the new Universal apps, that’s not a good sign! Plus I have a feeling that you should fire your Music department, as it consistently fails to create good music and video apps and rewrites them every second year… WTF!